urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sharpes_hussysharpes_hussysharpes_hussyrosaleeadams@gmail.comsharpes_hussy2038-01-19T03:14:07Zurn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:sharpes_hussy:89154TRICK OR TREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2038-01-19T03:14:07Z2038-01-19T03:14:07Z<em><span style="font-size: medium;">My sister sent this to me and I thought it quite appropriate to post it today:</span></em><span style="font-size: medium;"> <strong>:P</strong><br /></span><br /><font size="2" face="arial" color="black"><div><div><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding: 0in;"><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding: 0in;"><div><div><div><div><div><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: black; font-size: 11pt;"><br /><br />A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.</span></div></div></div></div> <div><div> </div></div></div> <div><div><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: black; font-size: 11pt;">She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you. She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'</span></div></div> <div><div> </div></div> <div><div><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: black; font-size: 11pt;">'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'</span></div></div> <div><div> </div></div> <div><div><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: black; font-size: 11pt;">She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'</span></div></div> <div><div> </div></div> <div><div><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: black; font-size: 11pt;">The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'</span></div></div> <div><div> </div></div> <div><div><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: black; font-size: 11pt;">'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'</span></div></div> <div><div> </div></div> <div><div><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: black; font-size: 11pt;">The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.</span></div></div> <div><div> </div></div> <div><div><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: black; font-size: 11pt;">But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.</span></div></div> <div><div> </div></div> <div><div><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: black; font-size: 11pt;">'My dear child,' said the nun, 'Why are you crying?'</span></div></div> <div><div> </div></div> <div><div><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: black; font-size: 11pt;">'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish.'</span></div></div> <div><div> </div></div> <div><div><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: black; font-size: 11pt;">The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'</span></div></div></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table> <div> </div></div></div></font><br /><br />